Afri Cola

I really want to declare Afri-Cola the best soft drink on the market. For it is certainly the coolest, with its evocative name and forward-thinking bottle design. It is mysterious and intimidating, yet welcoming in its benevolent grandeur, the beaming beverage equivalent of Gandalf the White.

The thing is, though, it just tastes like RC.

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Review by Stratus