Amstel Light

If you're looking to slim your waistline, Amstel Light is certainly a good choice. It's as flavorful and satisfying as a light beer can possibly be.

If you're looking for a good buzz, though, you'll have to turn elsewhere, as you'd have to drink two or three Amstels to match the effect provided by even one standard beer. Amstel's competitors ought to run ads like those Total cereal commercials, wherein they illustrate exactly how many Amstels you'd need to consume to acquire equivalent drunkenness of bigger and better beers.

I like this beer quite a bit, but as it's a favorite for carb-counting fuckin' yuppies, I don't promote my support. It's like how I secretly enjoy Sting, but would never admit it in public.

Review by Ol' Poontanger