 Champale
Though I sometimes will say of a beverage I don't enjoy that it "tastes like piss," it's extremely rare that I encounter one that actually tastes like piss. Champale, sometimes referred to as "Ghetto Champagne," is just the fucking worst. A malt beverage claiming to taste like champagne, Champale literally tastes like someone who's just chugged six Mike's Hard Lemonades and refilled one of the bottles with the resulting urine stream. It sucks. Not flavorful, nor bubbly, it has about as much to do with champagne as Michael Moore does with TrimSpa. But if you were to hand it over to the forensics experts on "CSI," they'd be hard-pressed to prove it wasn't piss. I choked it down with about as much enthusiasm as any woman I've ever seen in a piss video. Er, not that I have ever seen even one piss video, but I can only imagine the pissed-on party can not be enjoying it. Although to be honest, they might enjoy it less were they being showered in Champale.
Review by Señor Golf |
