![]() Diet Pepsi
"Light. Crisp. Refreshing." Hm, for once I have to agree with the fucking marketers. Diet Pepsi is the reigning king of diet colas, and unlike that FUCK King Edward VI (1547-53), it is a benevolent one. Aside from water, I can't think of a beverage that so closely resembles thin air, literally evaporating as you sip it. So you can get a decent caffeine kick while seemingly doing nothing at all. It's like a fucking magic trick! Maybe Penn Jillette had something to do with it. Something other than drinking it, clearly. Incidentally, I shouldn't be so hard on Edward VI … sure, he was a total fuck, but what can be expected of a boy king? He was only 10 years old!!! Review by Stubbs |
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