Dr Becker

This satisfying Dr Pepper clone is put out by the Blue Sky Natural Soda company, and is a fine non-caffeinated alternative to the original. The flavor is accurate and the flow is smooth, although there is a slightly tinny aftertaste, but it's no worse than weight-room fellatio.

The era of soda in a can is long gone, but Dr Becker is about as good as you can expect a canned soda to be. Extra points added for not only ripping off the Dr Pepper name, but also for closely approximating the logo.

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Review by Jo Pardon