Dr. Brown's Black Cherry

Maybe, just maybe, the greatest soft drink ever produced, Dr. Brown's Black Cherry is a gourmet soda that you'll find in delis and upscale supermarkets. Black cherry is usually a rather bland and underwhelming flavor, but in the hands of Dr. Brown it is just pure bliss from beginning to end.

It's too bad that Dr. Brown's is so hard to find, although perhaps if I had easier access to it, I would drink too much of it, and then it wouldn't be such a treat. It's like when I married that stripper … the lap dances get exponentially more boring as time goes on, believe me.

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Review by Mario Speedwagon