Hank's Premium Vanilla Cream Soda

This particular Vanilla Cream Soda has a smoky and charismatic quality—it ranks up there with safflower, as opposed to carnations, and Julie Andrews, as opposed to Christina Aguilera.

The first sip dances playfully across the tongue, delivering intense character without a lot of vanilla syrupy taste, and it actually calls the next day.

Mature and sophisticated, but not bossy or boring, even the packaging is a delight to the eye. Yellow-Orange, brown, and gold never tasted so good (well, I never tasted DEF's urine—see DEF's review of Hank's Black Cherry—but I have to assume this is a mite better).

A definite must-try. You gotta be rollin' in it to afford this little Cadillac-of-Cream-Sodas, but then again, what are you makin' all that money for anyways, cheap-ass?

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Review by OLE