Kristian Regale Swedish Pear Sparkler

Oooh La La, so – you think you're in the big leagues, huh? Sure is a fancy-lookin' bottle, and would be helpful at a party of snooty snootsters if you wanna look like you're drinking an 80s wine cooler, but still want to drive home.

Inside you'll find a yellow-green concoction of carbonated bitterness. However, it's kind of like that neighbor that you don't really like but always invite over anyways to play basketball on your driveway at sunset – not the kit n' kaboodle of friendship, but friendly enough, and they'll do.

Pear? Not a real show-stopper, but someone had to try and make a cola out of it. It's just sweet enough to not be in the "Oh my God, what the HELL is that crap?" category. You might want to make a funny face after each swig, just for laughs.

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Review by OLE