Marietta Cellars California Old Vine Red Lot #34

$13 may be an unlucky amount to spend on a bottle of wine, but your luck's about to change. Marietta's Old Vine Red is one of the tastiest reds you're bound to find at any price, and that includes Marilu Henner.

Deep, fruity, and luscious, OVR is a blended table wine that bears absolutely no vinegar aftertaste, just deliciousness in every sip. It makes a nice complement to any meal, especially breakfast. Though I'm always interested in trying new wines, I find that this one has become my standby when I want a red wine that stands up and says hello. It's a great choice whether you're impressing the boss with a fancy home-cooked business dinner, or just plying local teens with "Jesus juice" to get into their pants.

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Review by The Campus Rapist