Nanucket Nectars – Lemonade

I am the world's single largest consumer of lemonade, and I declare this Nantucket Nectars offering to be damn fine, as in "Damn fine lemonade."

Although it actually makes me more thirsty after I've consumed one, still, the taste itself is sweet and satisfying. I will continue to drink this and other lemonades until the sun no longer shines in the sky, until the oceans all run dry, until "Law & Order" goes off the air, until the internet is free of unnecessary web pages, and until "The Black Widow" Jeanette Lee no longer dominates the world of women's billiards. That's how much I love this goddamned lemonade.

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Review by Suzy On Sunday