Natural Brew Draft Root Beer

A smooth, full-bodied root beer that delivers all the thrills of a draft root beer with all the bottle-breakin' action of a bottled root beer, Natural Brew Root Beer is a well- composed beverage all around.

The flavorful blend of cinnamon, clove, vanilla, licorice root, and sarsparilla offers a distinctive taste that goes well with tofu hot dogs or charred human flesh, whatever your diet happens to be. I would like to drink another one, but first let me break this bottle over someone's head, so that I may char and eat their flesh.

Review by Fan-Fan Yummyhead