Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Angina

1 part Stoli Vanil
1 part Bacardi Coco
2 parts Vanilla Coke
Serve over ice

Black Angina goes to the tropics with this unauthorized tie-in to the summer '03 blockbuster film. Disney will hopefully slap a cease-and-desist order on us, but then again, it's tough to tell how comfortable anyone would be going into a bar and saying, "Hey, can you pour me a Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Angina?" So we're probably not in danger of starting a huge national fad.

The addition of coconut rum to the standard Black Angina gives it a much stronger kick, though it's about as tasty to the palette as Jack & Coke. But taste is never the first concern when you're going for a stiff drink anyway, so Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Angina concentrates mainly on making you walk the plank to full-on drunkenness as quickly as possible. As with a pirate attack, you're pretty much screwed, but it's somehow sexy.

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Review by Doggybag Mondale