Starbucks Frappuccino – Vanilla

While not a fan of Starbucks Coffee in general (I find their coffee too in-your-face and bitter, much like my failed one-man show, My Angry Penis), and much prefer everything at the world-renowned Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf Company, these bottled Frappuccinos are quite good. As a white male, I prefer the vanilla, but any of the available flavors are similarly tasty.

The vanilla is sweeter than the mocha, and to my palate goes down smoother, with a far more pleasant aftertaste. And, since it's a coffee drink, it's great for late-night rap sessions at the college dormitory, or early-morning whore-runs in Slum Village, USA.

And it's low fat. The only downside is that Starbucks sells their frappes in miniscule 9.5 ounce bottles, so you have to drink at least four to have any effect whatsoever on your coffee-addled, sleep-deprived, sex-starved mind. You could go to Starbucks and have them make you a large one, I suppose, but it's generally inconvenient, and usually impossible, to try and find a Starbucks in any given vicinity.

Review by Crimedog