Stewart's Sparkling Diet Vanilla Cream

The beverage itself is smooth and tasty, not suffering from its 'diet' status at all, as some beverages will. What is confusing is the bottle. Stewart's are known for their little retro-lookin' bottles that make you feel like you're at a soda fountain or some shit like that. These diet bottles look more like they're trying to pass themselves off as wine coolers. Well, you know what, if I want that kind of condescension, I'll visit the country club.

Er, so, it's good and all. I think I'm just looking for something to criticize, just like me fookin' DAD.

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Review by Jesse Jo Jilbertina