Stewart's Key Lime

This is one completely insanely sugary syrupy sodey pop. Having possibly the craziest sweet tooth this side of Kojak, I'd have to say I downright loved it. The subtle key lime adds a lively yet mellow tinge to what would otherwise be a bottle full of corn syrup. And the bright green color is quite cool to look at.

One feels as if one has been transported to a lovely utopian future filled with happiness and light. Until one's real life sets in and one's catheter needs to be siphoned by one's long-suffering life partner.

I drank two of these within about an hour. When offered a taste, my friend could barely tolerate the sweetness. Yet I, for one, far prefer key lime to several other Stewart's flavors.

Be warned—Stewart's Key Lime is for sweeties only. Sweeties like you!

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Review by Crimedog