Trader Joe's Natural Mountain Spring Water

If there is one rule that Trader Joe's Natural Mountain Spring Water follows, it's "Keep It Simple, Shit-ass."

This is some high quality, no-nonsense H2O. Sure, it's not Fiji, but neither is it that distilled crap-in-a-bottle you yuppie jackasses know as Dasani.

It's just good-tasting, thirst-quenching water, whether chilled, enjoyed at room temperature, or brought to a boil and used to scald your misbehaving children.

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Review by King One-Eye