Vess Root Beer

Despite their reputation of being "The Nice Price" of beverages, Vess sodas have a better batting average than you'd expect. Case in point, the always dependable, always enjoyable Vess Root Beer. Served at grandma's houses and after little league games for eons, here is a root beer with a full figure, yet no bitter aftertaste.

Aesthetically, the can won't heighten your drinking euphoria, but with Vess's notorious reputation for quick de-fizzling, opt for the can anyway and drink quickly, preferably on a scorching afternoon. Or add ice cream for the perfect down-home root beer float.

Sounds yummy, doesn't it? I'm going to have one right now! Or soon, anyway, since I have to wait for my leprechaun porn to finish downloading.

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Review by Bradley A. Milton