Vodka Tonic

1 part vodka
2 parts tonic
Serve over ice

You can't go wrong with basic black, and you can't go wrong with a Vodka Tonic. Whether you're a high-powered but neurotic newspaper columnist with sexy, promiscuous friends and a day-planner full of dates, or an average joe out with your best buds to celebrate your promotion to second-shift supervisor, the simplicity and smoothness of a Vodka Tonic will have you feeling like a million bucks.

Do yourself a favor, though: get some good vodka. Nothing says "schlub" like a plastic bottle of Smirnoff that's been sitting around for two years. Make with, like, the Grey Goose and go. Don't make me send the "Queer Eye" crew over with blackjacks to beat some taste into you. How do I even know those guys? Eh, just from gayin' around town.

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Review by La Fée