The Happening (2008)
Only a retarded "green" message, which makes it perhaps even less likable than Shyamalan's especially terrible The Lady in the Water, and maybe just more overall preposterousness. Mark Wahlberg does his best, but he's in his Planet of the Apes mode here rather than his Boogie Nights mode. As for Zooey Deschanel will someone please explain the appeal? I mean, I'm all for Plain Janes, Hollywood, but at least find one with a pulse!
Review by La Fée