Wendigo (2001)
Written and directed by Larry Fessenden

• Dewey from "Malcolm in the Middle" is the lead

• Chemistry and interaction between "family members" is such that it appears they only met each other that day

• Obviously foreign-born actor makes attempt at American accent, sounds like he's got an orange in his mouth

• Scenes wherein characters make phone calls come off as audition monologues, mainly in the "how not to" sense

• Gratuitous sex scene is just as boring as every other scene

• Father character is so irritating that you are pleased when he is unjustly killed

• The big scary monster villain is essentially a pile of sticks with a deer head

Review by The Crusher