 Leona's Restaurant
I stumbled upon quite an impressive piece of food today. I ate at Leona's,
and by God they served up the biggest fucking mozzarella stick I have ever
seen. I'd say it was roughly the size of a Twinkie, probably a bit bigger.
This wasn't a mutation – it's standard issue, and they cost $1 each. It was
fucking good, too.
I also found their five-cheese lasagna to be extremely satisfying. The
Pepsi was tasty and plentiful, in a big glass.
The urinals had ice cubes.
Review by Illusion Master, April 2003 |