Delinquent Juvenilia I: Eric Haugen vs. The Whiz Kids
The opening page establishes what will be the central joke: Characters in a comic book commenting mostly on the comic book itself and how ugly everyone is. Handwriting transcription provided below the scan.
At the boat yard … Four ugly men prepare to play jump rope.
Man #1: I'm jumping first!
Man #2: (Sob) You said I could!
Man #3: SHUT UP! We have better things to do! Like changing our clothes! These fashions suck! Why do we dress so badly?
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