Delinquent Juvenilia I: Eric Haugen vs. The Whiz Kids
Though the first four panels are lame, I must admit I had to chuckle at the last three … pretty good setup and delivery, and you just can never go wrong with rectal thermometer humor, no matter what age you are.
Man #1: I just picked my nose! The mucus on my finger should open this lock!
Man #2: You first!
Man #1: No, you first!
They argued this way for hours.
Meanwhile, our idiotic dummies are typing.
Mrs. Buttface: LOOK WHO'S HERE! IT'S GUMBY'S WIFE! Same clothes and everything!
Mrs. Gumby: You'll never guess what I have in my hand!
Cecil: A polka dot elephant with underwear on!
Mrs. Gumby: No, stupid! It's the new G.E. Do it yourself rectal testing kit!
Mrs. Gumby: It comes with these cute Mickey Mouse ears that quickly reverse into rectal thermometers.
Mrs. Gumby: They sure taste good.
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