Velamints

This dinosaur ought to be put out to pasture. Like Tab, Bo Derek, and other has-been haute couture (?) products of the 70s, Velamints have long been surpassed by better, more effective products. And while we are nostalgic for its square shape, I just can not recommend Velamints to anyone under 70, unless you have a particular fascination with making your breath smell, like, Susan Anton's. In which case, just go French Susan Anton, it can't be that hard at this point.

this shit blows

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Review by Deep Dickens