 Bob's Sugar Free Saltwater Taffy
If ever there were more of a "Grandma" candy than this one, I am hard pressed to think of it. The only people who like saltwater taffy are people who grew up on the east coast from like 1910-1945, and anyone bothering with sugar free candy is just a sissy. I'd much rather risk hypoglycemic shock than eat this kind of stuff on a regular basis. Not that it's wretched, per se, but it is hardly, for example, delicious. It tastes like bubblegum that you can't chew for very long, and then you just swallow it because you're bored. Factor in the label warning "Excessive consumption may have a laxative effect in certain people" and you're clearly not in Funland anymore. Candy is about FUN and FAT, baby. By contrast, Bob's Saltwater Taffy is something your doctor would recommend, like orthopedic shoes or "exercise." Review by Big Morgan |
