Hershey's Take 5 Marshmallow

Nuckin' futs! This version of Take 5 made me so thirsty I actually needed to be hospitalized for dehydration. The "5" in question this time: pretzels, peanut butter, marshmallow creme, peanuts, and milk chocolate. More or less, it's a chocolate-covered peanut-butter-filled pretzel infused with Malomar … so aggressively gluttonous it seems designed for sterotypical "lazy hen" housewives … who are somehow suffering from 'roid rage.

It's really tasty, but if I get one again, it will be to put my frigid socialite wife into a deep and lasting diabetic coma. Who says you can't love candy and be as heartless as Klaus von Bülow?

Review by Belgin Barra