 Hershey's Milk Duds®
Nothing wrong with the ol' Milk Duds®. They are best consumed during a movie, and more specifically, a Sylvester Stallone movie, but beyond that, they deliver slow, sweet, sticky pleasure any time of the day or night. If you think I'm going to now trammel forth with a semen joke, sir, you are very much mistaken. Milk Duds may be to the candy world what walruses are to the animal world and Chris Burke is to the entertainment world, but don't underestimate them. I bet if I offered you some right now, you'd go ahead and have a few. You might cackle with disdain, but soon enough your mouth would be full of warm, melty goodness. No, no, no. Get serious. I am not going to make a fellatio joke. I think I better quit now before I say something really vile, like how sucking on Milk Duds might remind you of sucking on poo, or whatever. Props for being lower fat, incidentally. The Milk Duds, I mean. Review by E. Lewis |
