Hershey's mr. Goodbar

Unfairly relegated to second-tier status among candy bars, mr. Goodbar nevertheless always succeeds whenever it just gets a chance to shine, making it somewhat the candy equivalent of Paul Williams. Even if it were called mr. FecalFingers, this bar would still be a no-brainer … how can you miss with peanuts and milk chocolate?

My mind's still unsure whether the distinctive yellow & red packaging is aesthetically pleasing … ultimately, probably not, but I'll take the classic versus any over-the-top Gen Y packaging attack, complete with 13-year-olds skateboarding alongside an anthropomorphic cartoon candy bar, bellowing out "Hey, GB!"

Hear me, Hersheys? Don't go fuckin' with the formula, you fucks!

Review by Bradley A. Milton