Mamba

Only the good Lord knows how, but I somehow convinced my biographer to explain my rotten teeth as stemming from "countless years of heroin use" (giving me the much-needed street cred), obscuring the real blame (my continual diet of Skittles between the "lean" years of 13-21).

Fortunately for me and my teeth, a soft, chewy, square of taffy-like Mamba doesn't shatter enamel like the much more initially-abrasive Now & Later, and tastes roughly the same.

A slight, strange aftertaste remains, though, reminiscent of eating an entire Cherry ChapStick. Raspberry and orange continue to be my favorite flavors, while lemon is a bit more esoteric. Overall: good name, average candy.

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