M&M's Almond

When did these little babies come out? They are very delicious. Imagine a mouthful of M&M's Peanut candies, but substitute almonds where you'd normally expect peanuts. Are you following me? Was that clear enough for you, stupid?

I could probably eat a wheelbarrow full of these, although that would be offensive to me in a lot of ways, not the least being that a typical wheelbarrow is not at all clean. I'd probably start by just skimming the ones off the top and center. Eventually I would surely get desperate enough to actually lick the ones off the bottom, dirt, sod, potato bugs, and all, just trying to capture every last bit of that chocolatey almondy goodness.

I still wonder how these snuck in under the radar. You'd think they would make a bigger deal out of it. I mean, shit man, everyone loves almonds and M&M's, it's a no brainer. Even you could understand that much, No Brain!

Review by Teensy Weensy