M&M's Crispy

I am no great fan of those talking M&M's characters that populate the TV commercials and packaging of M&M's candies, but I would be pulling your leg if I said I didn't like M&M's themselves. Man, I swear, I would really be joshing you good. I would be just pulling a fast one on you! I would completely be pulling the wool over your eyes! I would be lyin', and you would be cryin'!

You'd be SO FOOLED if I said that. "I don't like M&M's," I might say, for example. "Really?!" you'd say, your eyes getting all wide. "Naw, baby," I'd say, "I's jest pokin' yo crazy bone. I axually loves them chocolate l'il roundies."

M&M's Crispy, though the newest member of the M&M's family, may be the best of the bunch. Sort of like a cross between a standard M&M and a malted milk ball or similar crispy crunchy type candy, this is milk chocolatey goodness that will leave your tongue dancin' and your fat ass prancin' down to go buy some mo'.

Ignore the cannibalistic urges of the talking candy characters that promote them. Like Smurfs and first-trimester fetuses, these guys are disposable, so don't feel bad about eating them.

Review by E. Lewis