M&M's Peanut Butter

Sure, these are good, but you know what I say? Stick to your own turf, M&M's. Why you have to go pickin' on Reese's Pieces? They fucking own the crisp chocolate-peanut butter connection. Yeah, yeah, so they had help from that goddamn alien, but even so, you can't deny they got a good thing going.

Your version of the same concept is delicious – sure, I'll give you that much. But why stop there if you're going to try to steamroll over everyone else? With M&M's Raisins, you could take out Raisinets. Or how about M&M's Peppermint Gelatin, you could squash little old Junior Mints. You bullying fucks.

Not that my righteous indignation stopped me from sucking these little roundies down in approximately one minute, 35 seconds.

Review by Archie Comicsson