100 Grand

Formerly known as the "100,000 Dollar Bar" because it cost $100,000 to buy 200,000 of them, 100 Grand is 100% delicious for your 100% fat ass.

As it says on the package: "Chewy Caramel $ Milk Chocolate $ Crispy Crunchies." I'm not sure what the finance fixation is all about, but if they mean to indicate how RICH this candy bar is, they're RIGHT ON THE MONEY. It tastes like A MILLION BUCKS AND CHANGE.

Imagine if someone accidentally poured a bowl of Rice Krispies into a vat of caramel and then covered the whole thing with creamy milk chocolate, and then made you think you were wealthy for eating it. Brilliant!

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It's MONEY IN THE BANK. It's THE BEST MONEY CAN BUY. It's EDDIE MONEY'S FAVORITE CANDY BAR.

Review by Jeri Bonad