 Reese's® Peanut Butter Cups
Silky smooth, creamy good, crisp around the edges, and blending two unique and delicious tastes: I almost think I am lapping out the insides of a lactating mother's brassiere! But these are not bra cups, junior. Reese's® Peanut Butter Cups are a class unto themselves. Distinctively set into their tight paper wrappers like a hot Miami clubgoer, Reese's cups deliver about as much sensory pleasure, with only a fraction of the morning after guilt. Now to the burning question: how do I eat a Reese's? It's a lot like cunnilingus, but with a lot more snorting and "wind-up chattering teeth"-style biting. Review by Dr. Lena Valentine |
