Reese's Whipps

Though I'm not convinced that many people actually see Three Musketeers as a healthy diet choice, I can accept that some people at least really want to believe. It has 40% less fat than other candy bars! Though it has 4000% more fat, than, say, a fucking carrot, fatass!

Perhaps the marketing works, because here is Reese's Whipps, which is essentially Three Musketeers with a thin layer of peanut butter. That it's good almost goes without saying. But certainly it is the slightest of the recent Reese's spinoff products, aside from Reese's 100% Fat Free, which was, ironically, a bag of carrots.

Review by Dr. Jennifer Boucher