Rolo

Mmmmmm, Rolo is one of my all-time favorites. It's truly the Wizard of Wor of the candy world. No one ever really talks about it, but it manages to stay on the market, so I guess people buy it.

What a great candy this is. A roll of chocolate-covered caramels that melt in your mouth, or alternately, in your ass, if you take them in suppository form. Absolutely delicious either way.

And then there's the memory of the "Roll a Rolo" ad campaign from the early 80s – that had to have been targeting hungry pot smokers, come to think of it. It probably started as "Roll a joint, then Roll a Rolo," but the ad guys came to their senses as soon as they came down.

Well, whatever, it's a good candy. Caramelly and yummy, like a caramel-filled puzz.

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Review by Dheri Jordache


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