3 Musketeers

"All for one and one for all!" Actually, I've never really liked the Three Musketeers as a concept, but as a candy, it's pretty damn SWEEEEEEEEEEET. Creamy nougat covered in delicious milk chocolate. It's one of M&M Mars' simplest and finest creations.

It's also lower in fat than most regular candy bars, which means you can eat three more for every regular bar you would normally have. That translates to one thousand 3 Musketeers bars every week for me, now that I'm on my bulk-up diet in an attempt to become the world's first 2,000 pound supermodel. The World Weekly News promises me $5000 if I can do it, and they already gave me a $50 advance.

If I can avoid congestive heart failure, I'm SET.

Review by Jeri Bonad