 Teuscher Chocolates – Champagne Truffles
Not exactly a candy one might purchase at the local 7-11, Teuscher Champagne Truffles make an excellent, high-class gift, especially when you don't know someone and want to impress them, especially for business purposes or stalking. You probably wouldn't want to give truffles to a blind date, as they would eliminate, simply by association, any chance at having sex. Actually, now that I think about it, truffles are just an odd thing to give anyone, for any reason. Unless you wear a powdered wig, which, while improbable, would make your giving truffles somehow easier to understand. At any rate, these are some damn fine truffles. The truffles look like little turds lined in a row and lightly sprinkled with powdered sugar. They feel like regular chocolates until you put them in your mouth and they almost immediately melt into a soft, sweet, slightly bitter liquid. Semen jokes aside, it's a very pleasant experience, marred only by the fact that it is physically impossible to eat more than two at a time, given how rich the flavor is. And I have no idea how or where to buy these particular truffles, as they were given to me via my LifePartner™, who had received them as part of a gift basket from the handsome bastard she's cuckolding me with. So if you really want to impress me, get my business, or just stalk me, by all means please send more Teuscher Champagne Truffles. Not that I would actually give you my business. Not that I have any business to give. I don't really have a job. Just sit around eating candy and writing candy reviews. Mostly just eating the candy and forgetting to write the reviews, actually. Review by Crimedog |
