Twizzlers® Twist-n-Fill – Watermelon & Cherry

Licorice purists may have been up in arms, but my feelings rarely gravitated much past pure indifference when the"filling" rage surfaced on the licorice scene. I finally braved the picket lines and tried Twizzlers® Twist-n-Fills today, and wasn't swayed strongly enough to go back and endure further beatings & spittings. (?)

Squeezing the fat licorice pipe hard enough results in a wondrous flowing green ectoplasm, and if I were really stoned right now, I'd be both very turned on and giggling hysterically at the first half of this sentence. Instead, I will continue onwards with the review, and voice my preference for licorice ropes over your typical stubby ol' Twizzler. But I should say that the globulous goo inside did take the Twizzler experience up a notch. And surely, finding the watermelon center residing in my licorice was a much better experience than finding that rats' nest when stepping into my lawnmowing shoes.

Review by Bradley A. Milton