Kellogg's Bite-Size Frosted Mini Wheats – Vanilla Crème

Upon seeing these in the cereal aisle, I scoffed at the notion of a typically bourgeois cereal being refitted for a more haute couture sensibility. Not just vanilla cream but vanilla crème. It's time to let the word get out to the hoi polloi: this cereal is sinfully delicious! It's like eating Frosted Mini Wheats draped in silky white crème while relaxing in a Swiss alpine ski chalet, lighting thousand-dollar bills afire to keep your toes warm. This is how the other half live; this is how your betters start off their mornings.

Review by Cereal Comma