Kettle Chips – Sea Salt & Vinegar

So far, in my quest to find the best salt and vinegar potato chips in the land, Kettle Chips have emerged as the unchallenged champion.

Thick, robust, distinctive, full of flavor, and in one case, almost exactly as large as my boyfriend's penis. I was amazed!

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Kettle Chips™ know what the hell they are doing. Primo potatoes, all natural ingredients, and no shit ass cartoon character mascots. I'm not sure just who that remark was aimed at, but it stays.

They're not lying with words like "tangy" and "zesty" right on the bag. That's exactly what you get. Fuck yeah, these are delicious. USA! USA!

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Review by Edwina Punani