Virginia Slims Ultra Lights Menthol

These are the Christie Brinkley of the cigarette world – long, lanky, surprisingly beautiful even now, and vaguely dated without entailing much punchline value. Sophisticated and smooth, they're a perfect compement to, like, a Rob Roy.

You know how White folks listen to, like, Wu Tang Clan in an attempt to be "down" with Black folks? Well, smoking these cigarettes is a great way to be "down" with wealthy senior citizens. That's where the real money is, anyway.

Review by Ulysses Wiegand