Kept (VH-1)

A pack of jackasses compete to become Jerry Hall's "kept man." Is there a possible winner to such a contest?

It's more like a competition to see who is the world's biggest dumb asshole … and I can't tell whether it's Jerry Hall, her "kept men," VH-1 for airing the show, or me for watching the damn thing.

Review by Manley Draven © 2006