Maharishi Ayur-Ved Vata Tea
One of three Ayurvedic teas offered by Maharishi Ayur-Ved, Vata
tea is a calming tea that takes the edge off when all your energies are out
of balance. They also offer Kapha and Pitta teas to energize and cool,
respectively. Beyond the mystical powers offered by these teas, they are
just delicious. Truly, I find it hard to stomach even the thought of taking
in a Celestial Seasonings blend at this point, much less a *shiver*
Bigelow. Uh-oh, look who's spillin' the tea! 🍆
Vata is super mild, with a sweet little licorice aftertaste that
rings in your mouth and makes you start singing mid 70s album tracks by
George Harrison. It's a beverage for your soul as well as your mouth. The more of it I drink, the more enlightened I become.
HONK! Get out of my way, you jackass! Goddamn it, can't the other drivers
see I'm trying to write a review, drink hot tea, and merge onto the
expressway at the same time? Shee-it!
Review by Charleston |