R.C. Cola

In no way is this beverage enjoyable. The only people who can drink it are those with false teeth, which explains why it is so popular with old people. It definitely keeps denture companies in business, though it does leave the Tooth Fairy high and dry, as your teeth will have completely dissolved after drinking one can.

It doesn't even taste good in exchange for all the gumrot. R.C. is worse than any bargain-basement generic cola. It's even worse than bargain-basement generic paper towels. What, exactly, is a bargain basement?

Review by Professor Hydro