Catwoman (2004)
Directed by Pitof
Written by John Brancato, Michael Ferris, John Rogers, & Theresa Rebeck
It's almost as though they got halfway through making Catwoman when they realized it was a real piece of shit, so they continued to make the rest an equal piece of shit, but intentionally, hoping to make it some kind of camp classic, as opposed to a calamitous box-office stillbirth. They may have succeeded, I don't know … my drag friends don't hang out with me anymore since I admitted I only enjoy Rocky Horror for the soundtrack.
In any event, Catwoman does suck ass, just like everyone says.
Review by Munson |