The Hunted (2003)
Directed by William Friedkin
Written by David Griffiths, Peter Griffiths, & Art Monterastelli

• 10 lbs. The Fugitive, uncooked

• ¾ cup First Blood

• 1 tbsp. Predator

• Marinade ingredients in thick broth of pure cliché.

• Half-bake.

• Serve cold.

• Best consumed on airplane.

Review by The Crusher