Panda Express #1345
6201 N. Lincoln Ave, Chicago, IL, USA

Sometimes you just get the urge. The urge to go to Panda Express? No, you know the urge I mean: the urge to go to the Panda Express near the Home Depot!

Fuck yeah ladies! That's how this motherfucker rolls. Sometimes I go to the Panda Express, and sometimes I go to the Panda Express near the Home Depot! It all depends on which one I'm closer to!

There are some legit-looking Vietnamese places near this one, but it's just like Ken Rogers once sang, "You got to know when to get Chinee, and when to get Vietnamee."

Went with a full-on Plate: Chow Mein/Super Greens; Kung Pao Chicken; and the new Firecracker Shrimp, more because it was new than because I was that hungry. Added a chicken egg roll, because you know what they say … what happens at the Panda Express near the Home Depot stays between you, the employees of that Panda Express, and select people at that Home Depot. $12.13 total.

This location also has a drive-through, but I don't know about all that. I guess if I had to truly differentiate this Panda Express from any other in the area, I'd say it's a tiny bit chintzier. Is that racist?

Review by Pumboo Dongo-Dohnoh, January 2020