Binaca

Despite the would-be "retro" appeal of Binaca, there is really no reason to relax your breath standards for the sake of simple irony. Perhaps useful only for depressed weed-smokers and underage alcoholics, a spray of Binaca leaves an unpleasant Listerine-like taste in the mouth while never actually overpowering the original breath.

For self-proclaimed "clever" people only … I mean, sure, I remember the 80s fondly too, but it's not like I feel compelled to prove it by starting my day with a bowl of Mr. Belvederes.

Review by Al Coltrane