Certs Cool Mint Drops

These cool but cruel mints are good enough at freshening breath, but the minty coating is sucked away to reveal a shriveled black gob of Retsyn, which compromises the satisfaction value substantially. It's like kissing a gorgeous lingerie model, only to find a cyst on her tongue.

Hence, Cool Mint Drops will suffice when a better breath mint cannot be found, but overuse is bound to simply disgust.

Review by Diamond Moby